Funny WhatsApp Status and Quotes 2020 | List of Most Wanted

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Funny WhatsApp Status 2020

  1.  I’m fresh, but global warming made me very hot.
  2. Be Strong I Whispered To My WiFi Signal.
  3. Doesn’t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?
  4. Do not drink and park accidents cause people.
  5. Doing nothing is a tough thing to do.
  6. Don’t call me then if You are men!
  7. Everybody wishes they could go to heaven, but no one wants to die.
  8. Everyone says you fall in love only ones, But I fall daily with the same person.
  9. Facebook won’t stop asking what’s on my mind even if I tell it, it keeps on asking.
  10. I’m going on a date with my pillow Goodnight.
  11. I’m in my bed; you’re in your bed.
  12. I’m just having an allergic reaction to the universe.
  13.  I’m not lazy; I’m on energy saving mode.
  14. I’m so good at sleeping; I can do it with my eyes CLOSED.
  15. If A Hug Tell How Much I Love You, I Will Hold You In My Arms Forever.
  16.  If the brain is dominant, why doesn’t everyone use it?
  17. It’s always fun to look back five years old photo of ourselves.
  18.  It’s funny how all trust goes away when you can’t find the remote.
  19.  May I go to the toilet = I’m fu**ing bored.
  20. Love Is When You Look Into Someone’s Eye And See Everything You Ever Need.
  21. May I go to the toilet = I’m fu**ing bored.
  22. Most men use the word “Finally” after getting a divorce!
  23. My “last seen at” was to check your “last seen at”.
  24. My love doesn’t sleep; it keeps on looking for you with its eyes open.
  25. My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry.
  26. The problem is not the problem; the problem is your attitude about the issue.
  27. The problem with some people is that they exist.
  28. They say “don’t try this at home” so I’m coming over to your house to try it.
  29.  Today morning, when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.
  30. When I die, some people_ are going to get haunted.
  31. When you’re good, you’re good, when you’re awesome, you’re me.
  32. When your phone is 1% battery & anyone who sends a message Or calling, it becomes the enemy.
  33. Which exercise machine do I need to impress a girl?
  34. Your coolness requires proper status to show them to the world.
  35. You won’t believe how fast my heart beats when I don’t see you.
  36. Which exercise machine do I need to impress a girl?
  37. I think I over-estimated the muscles of your brain.
  38. They thought I wanted a job, but I just wanted paychecks.
  39. Many times a man makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl when he loves her dimples.

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